The local news channel in my area has a little "news" item on their front page about Herbie: Fully Loaded. The bite states:

One of the most beloved and magical characters in movie history is back, this time with Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Justin Long. "Herbie: Fully Loaded" is now open in theaters.

Give me a break. Most beloved? Magical? How about "most annoying" or "truly corny"? Herbie might have been a cute idea in the late 60's. But doing a remake of something this sad just goes to show how little creativity is left in Hollywood.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!