Blond Bimbos Gone Wild

Feb 21, 2007

There's nothing that says "my career as a popular icon has hit rock bottom for good" more than shaving your head, getting a tattoo, and wearing a blond wig with gigantic, Cobra-style sunglasses. I've never had any respect for Britney Spears, so I'm really not moved by her latest cry for attention. What really makes me laugh, however, is the fact that semi-respectable people are saying that we shouldn't poke fun at Ms. Spears, since she's going through a "tough time" right now.

Get serious.

Everyone should be making fun of her non-stop. She has now entered the realm of Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson; everything she ever does from here on out will be a joke. I say that we get the most entertainment out of her while we can. Let the late night jokes commence!

4 Comments
enc
1:12 AM on Feb 22, 2007
I’m really not moved by her latest cry for attention
i wouldn't think so. after all, you blogged about this. otherwise you would have left this topic intact.
Jonah
9:09 AM on Feb 22, 2007
Touché. Before I wrote this, I actually spent some time thinking about the irony of making the post. By calling attention to it, I'm only making the problem worse. Then I figured, "everyone else is doing it, so I might as well do it too." What else are bandwagons for? Besides, having the words "Britney Spears" on this site is sure to boost the web-site traffic I get. :twisted:
kip
9:11 AM on Feb 22, 2007
You should always give in to peer pressure. Always.
Jonah
9:13 AM on Feb 22, 2007
You should always give in to peer pressure.
Exactly.
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